laghu story recognition

the picture is of Laghu Vajrasana from yesterday. i made a little movie of my Kapotasana, but i'm not sure if it's allowed to post it. i'm not getting enough bending yet in the upper thoracic and the hands still feel like a country mile from the feet. anyhow, i'll be offblog for a few days for the Labor Day holiday.
I wrote the following yesterday. i hope it's entertaining.

let me tell you a story. there were some Coors drinking Peruvians who found themselves nakid when they went to visit the Incas, with a cheeky, Fedora wearing girl named Cecilia, from Oman. because she's an actress, she brought a silkscreen beefy ash specimen to cover the in delicti radars on the wads and wales of the Pen Stations of Kyoto.

what? you say. yesterday, i used a character recognition software to create a word document. but wall became wads or wales, coordinated became Coors nakid, pedestrians became Peruvians, locals became Incas, check became cheek, checklist became Cecilia, fixtures became Fedora, access became actress, verified where specified became beefy ash era specimen, birdscreens became silkscreen, detector alarms became delicti radars, penetrations became Pen Stations, layouts became Kyoto. that's what would have been written if i had not reviewed the conversion. how verify became 9% is a mystery to me, as is this post. but i hope it's entertaining.